I couldn't even lift one of those heavy balls. So I thought about juggling scarves... which are lighter. Then I tried to just balance on top of a ball. But they are too slippery.
"Send in the Clowns!"
That's what Beth said. I think that's what they say when there is some kind of horrific accident and they need the clowns to distract the audience.
What is she trying to tell me? That I am a circus disaster? She said she only meant I might be better at clowning. But those big clowns are creepy. These little guys were pretty nice. I might run away with the circus.
My mom gave me this tiny bear over 25 years ago... because I like small things.